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Fourth Fall - [action]

[Action - Locked to Yotsuba]

[Breaking into the building is no problem for Naoi. It only takes him a minute or two to unlock the door and walk right in.] So this is the S.O.S. I've heard so much about. Man, what a dump. I was expecting a little more.

[But he'll go ahead and wander around, getting a good look at everything.]

[Action - Open]

[A little while later, after Yotsuba meets up with Naoi... things get a little crazy.

If any of you brigade members are coming in for a meeting or just coming in to hang out... you're in for a nice little treat. The entire place is a mess. Things are knocked over, there's a broken glass or two, books have been pulled out of their places on the shelves, oh--and not to mention there's a little girl screaming and running around trying to get away from a grumpy teenager.

Even if you're just passing by, you're bound to hear the noises coming from inside.

All that screaming, it sounds like someone's being murdered.]

((OOC: This is a joint post with Yotsuba. The order will be going Naoi -> Yotsuba -> You!))

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[What are you doing sneaking off Naoi. Yotsuba would normally want nothing to do with you, because you're mean and no one likes you... But today (maybe she was feeling bored, or maybe she was feeling like going against what she was told about staying inside and decided to go out anyway) she's following on behind Naoi, far enough back that he hopefully can't see her. Super secret agent Yotsuba! She even brought a little water pistol with her just for this super secret operation...

Oh good lord he's breaking in to some building. NAOI IS A CRIMINAL. And criminals must be stopped!

Standing in the doorway of the brigade building and pointing her water pistol at Naoi's back.]

Freeze!! You're gonna go to jail Nowy!

[You know, he would've been a little more startled if that voice wasn't small and annoying. He turns a little so he's partically facing the little flea that followed him, giving her a look that says 'YOU BETTER START RUNNING'. But then... he just smirks.]

I don't think so.

[Eep. Creepy look... BUT YOTSUBA IS UNFAZED BY THIS. She takes a step forward and waves the water pistol around. Come on, look at this thing, it's a very convincing gun-slash-water pistol. Be afraid!]

But Nowy just broke into some door, and now we're both inside and we should be outside!! Bad, very bad!

[Uh huh. And he has a real gun holstered at his side. He isn't very afraid of a little toy like that]

But I am God, I can go into any building I want. Besides, if anyone is to be punished, it will end up being you.

[Oh sweet she's going to take down God. Because confronting someone who can and will pull her hair, smack her around and be a real jerk to her with a water pistol is a great idea and will only end in the best of ways.]

Even God has to ring the doorbell and see if someone comes out to say hello!

[Still keeping the water pistol aimed in Naoi's direction as she takes another few steps towards him.]

In the name of the moon you will be punished!! [Thanks for that, Usagi.]

[Too bad Otonashi isn't here.]

Not exactly. You see, God can do whatever he pleases. He does not need his permission to enter someone's home or place of work and use their things to his desire.

[Naoi just watches her, surprised that she's even getting close to him after he tortured her last time. And then that surprised look is replaced with a 'you can't be serious' look]

What?

You're not God anyway, stop that! Where's your dashi that you get pulled around in? Where's the taiko that Yotsuba gets to hit? Where's the candy Yotsuba gets for working hard at pulling God?!

[The water pistol will keep her safe! As long as she has it with her she doesn't have to be afraid of mean old Naoi. Stepping close enough so the water would be able to hit Naoi if she took a shot at him, but not too close so she can't run away and sob if Naoi gets too mean.]

Yotsuba is going to punish you, in the name of the moon! Like Sailor Moon!! Usagi is a big fan of her and so is Yotsuba!

I am God. Why should you get any of those things? You don't deserve it. You deserve nothing, especially with the way you have been treating God this entire time.

[Naoi just rolls his eyes. Does she really think he's afraid of a silly threat like that and a toy?]

That's stupid.

You're not God, if you were God then Yotsuba would have gotten candy by now. And people would actually like Nowy, but no one likes Nowy because he's not God and he's mean!

[Pulling the trigger and firing a thin stream of water towards Naoi's face. That'll show him.] Bang!

Like I said, you don't deserve candy. You don't deserve anything. Besides, there are plenty of people who like m--

[She did... not just do that. He blinks and then...]

[SHE DID NOT JUST FUCKING DO THAT.

He wipes off his face and throws her a glare that says 'you better start fucking running.' and... it would probably be best if she did. Because now he's going to try and make a grab for her pigtails]

[SCREAM NOT AGAIN. Time for evasive action!

This involves a forward roll and a little victory pose after it. Perfect roll, ten points! ...Okay seriously time for running, towards the back of the SOS building-- hey there's a big table in here.

IF SHE STANDS AROUND ONE SIDE OF IT THEN SHE'S SAFE. YEAH. This is the best plan.]

[In all likelihood, someone will be murdered - in all likelihood, it will not be Yotsuba. In either case, one Haruhi Suzumiya might have things on her mind from last weekend still, yes. She might have had someone else man the front desk before not, yes. She might have been out for jog and coming here late, yes. But when she walks in to screaming and walks in to things being a mess, her eyes are wide. Very wide for only a half-moment. Mercifully, she doesn't carry around guns or anything normally, but she does have mace. Mace she pulls out as she makes it into the HQ to see who or what caused this and if it's a who to bury them.]

[Not taking any notice to Haruhi as she walks in to the messy room, he continues to chase Yotsuba around, jumping over chairs and other things until he ends up grabbing the back of her shirt. Finally.]

Running away won't delay your punishment.

[Kicking her legs madly and trying to get away from the death grip on her poor shirt.]

Gyaaaaah!! Yotsuba is going to die, waaahaaah!! Is there no justice?!

[This whole experience is putting her off of playing secret agent ever again.]

[Her Brigade is a mess. There's a small child being harassed in here. The child's irrelevant, she decides - if the kid caused any of this she'll spank her later. But more importantly there's a boy, a teenager who is probably at most six years younger than her harassing this child and going on about punishment. Running around like idiots.

In her violated HQ. She clears her throat, and looking absolutely livid, she steps a big step forward, stomping her foot on the ground to get attention. As she can tend to, the 5'2 girl looks much, much later than she otherwise might]

Did you two do this?

[Now that she's actually making some rather annoying noises and speaking to them, Naoi glances over with a blank expression on his face. He's not letting go of Yotsuba's shirt but he's not pulling her any closer either. He's just going to keep her right where she is for now.]

So what if we did? She is more to blame than myself.

[Oh hell no, she's not getting blamed like this. It's one thing pinning the blame on someone when it is there fault but LYING IS BAD. Plus she can lie just as well as Naoi can-- But she doesn't need to lie for this next part. Nope. Just going to do what most little kids are good at doing.

Time to tell on Naoi!]

Nowy was being bad, very bad!! He came in here and he didn't knock, or ring the doorbell or anything!! And he just walked in and-- And Yotsuba told him to stop and even shot him and got him all wet! But then he got mad and he wouldn't leave after getting shot!! Then he tried to grab Yotsuba and-- He's got Yotsuba!! Oh no!!

[Running on the spot and trying to get away, which isn't doing much considered Naoi has a hold on her shirt, but she just wants to go home right now. And maybe tell on Naoi some more. Oh, there are also tears in the corners of her eyes right now. Sob sob sob.]

Shut up! I don't want to hear your stupid excuses or your blames or any of that bullshit!

[Two more stomps forward. Her voice carries through the whole building, somehow. And she is just shaking in her rage here]

[It doesn't matter to him how angry she is right now. What matters is is the fact that she's raising her voice to God and that is just something you don't do. No matter who you are. (Okay so maybe Otonashi is allowed to yell at him but that's it!)]

I suggest you watch your tongue, young lady. You don't know who you're talking to. [He's going to throw a small glance at Yotsuba, giving her a look that says 'you shut up too or I'll pull your pigtails again']

[This is getting way too scary. Now this familiar sounding girl is shouting and getting closer and Naoi is still holding onto her shirt. But that look, that look, he's going to hurt her again.]

Don't get too close, he'll pull your hair...

[Just going to whimper over here and try and move as faaar out of the way of Haruhi as she can whilst Naoi is still holding onto her.]

I know I'm talking to some jerk who ruined my Brigade HQ.

[Stomp, stomp and she's going to rush towards him. There we go]

You're speaking to God.

[Get it right Haruhi. He has no problem admitting he's being a jerk but he's damn proud of being one.] So this is your dump, is it?

[Be quiet Yotsuba. He's going to give you a little shake]

[Sob don't shake her, she's only speaking the truth and trying to get out of the way now.

It's tempting to add something along the lines of 'it was a very nice looking dump before you came in', but the scary older people are talking. Aaand Naoi might shake her again.

Ducking her head and keeping still whilst they talk. When can she go home?]

God? God, seriously?

[her lip twitches. She almost smiles. And she almost laughs too because God? Seriously?]

Edited 2012-01-25 02:30 (UTC)

[You know what, three steps closer, she whips out the mace, and she's just going to spray that right in Noai's face. If he is "God" then maybe he'll be able to do something about it. If he's not, well, then sucks for him and he deserves it. If there's something in between there, well, this is close enough to public, someone (like Sanji down the street) will walk in. She survived that Kamui psycho, she can survive this]

Yes, I am God-- [Mace getting sprayed right in his face. Mace getting sprayed right in his eyes. There is only one thing to do in a situation like this. Scream.

He let's go of Yotsuba to frantically try rubbing his eyes but that only seems to be making the burning worse. Tears start falling down his cheeks and he opens one eye just enough to throw a glare at her] You bitch! H-How dare you?!

[Freedom! As soon as she feels the grip on the back of her shirt disappear she runs as fast as her legs can carry her towards the exit. No way is she hanging around any longer. If Haruhi can make Naoi cry with her weird spray then she doesn't want to be anywhere near it, or her, or him, or this entire building ever again.]

Consider that a fitting punishment! Now get out already!

[And she points at the exit that Yotsuba is fleeing to, whole keeping the can in her other hand. She considers kicking- no. That would be rage and overkill, right?]

[Nope. Sorry Haruhi, but he's not going anywhere. Not only because he can't see but because he has to punish her for what she just did. No one gets away with something like that. (Not even the real God).

So he reaches out and grabs a fistful of her hair and yanks her head down, one hand still wiping away the tears so he can see.]

I will show you what true punishment is.

[Ouch- what the hell. No. Okay she's going to try to shove him off- no that doesn't help with the hair. Okay punching him]

[Jeez Haruhi would you stop moving?? You make this so difficult! All he wants to do is hypnotize you. Just gonna grab one of your wrists now with his free hand]

[WHAT A BITCH. Fine, wrist restrained-

...headbutt? No, hair pulled. GLARE]

['I should've known the headquarters would have started to sound like this after Asahina-san returned to the grasp of Haruhi...

Although... I have to say, it sounds a little off, doesn't it? Like, too high-pitched.'

And so, he'll very carefully pop in trying to keep his eyes looking like they're closed in case there's a naked Mikuru inside...

'...The hell? Yotsuba?']

Oy!

[As Kyon peeks inside, Naoi is jumping over a chair to try and grab Yotsuba, but misses just by an inch or so. Damn it all. So he throws a glare at the one in the doorway]

Grab her!

[Oh Kyon, her hero and saviour! Running towards Kyon as fast as she can to escape the evil clutches of the crazy guy chasing her.]

Heeeelp! Yotsuba is gonna die!!

['Okay, this is ridiculous. I'm sure there's something stupid behind this. I have a sense for it.'

Kyon will, in fact, just stand there letting Yotsuba duck behind him while giving a very blank expression towards the sullen guy.]

What's going on here?

[Dude what the hell? Why didn't you obey God like a good boy and grab her for him? God dammit you're making this more difficult for him.

In return, Naoi is just going to stand in front of him, glaring.]

I need to punish her for her wrong doings. Give her to me.

[Wrapping her arms around Kyon's leg and holding on tight.]

Yotsuba's done nothing wrong, it's Nowy! Nowy ruined everything and he wouldn't listen, and he was chasing Yotsuba, and in the name of the moon he'll be punished!

[Kyon's face is totally blank.]

As far as I can tell, Haruhi's going to be doing significant punishing already.

What happened? From the beginning, please.

I am God, therefore I will be the only one to deliver any kind of punishment. No one else.

[Anyways. Ahem.] I came here to see what this place was truly like, as I have heard so much about it, when that brat arrived. She rudely uninterrupted my tour of this place and began to knock things over and sprayed me with water.

Yotsuba wasn't rude, Yotsuba very politely told you to leave because you didn't ring the doorbell and you just went in anyway! And that's wrong!

[Taking out her water pistol and pointing it at Naoi again.] I tried to stop him, pew pew! ...But then he got really mad, Nowy was really mad! So Yotsuba ran away because we was mad and scary!!

...Well, if you're God in this place, I feel like you have more to answer for than breaking and entering.

Why don't you two just get out of here before you cause any more trouble?

Is that so? [Whatever. Jut going to turn around and look at the mess]

No. I have yet to finish my business here.

[Wait, cause more trouble?! She was totally innocent in all of this! For the most part. Any mess she made was in self-defense!

So uhm. If it's alright with you guys she's just going to leave now. If there's trouble involved she doesn't want aaanything more to do with it. Time for running!]

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