You're not God anyway, stop that! Where's your dashi that you get pulled around in? Where's the taiko that Yotsuba gets to hit? Where's the candy Yotsuba gets for working hard at pulling God?!

[The water pistol will keep her safe! As long as she has it with her she doesn't have to be afraid of mean old Naoi. Stepping close enough so the water would be able to hit Naoi if she took a shot at him, but not too close so she can't run away and sob if Naoi gets too mean.]

Yotsuba is going to punish you, in the name of the moon! Like Sailor Moon!! Usagi is a big fan of her and so is Yotsuba!