Third Fall - [Voice]

[nothisbrother]

[Within the past week, Naoi's household has grown by two roommates, his best friend Otonashi and that stupid little girl, Yotsuba, so it's been quite the week for him.  As happy and thrilled as he is to have his favorite person ever here in Luceti, that brat causes a problem.  With her around he can't cling to Otonashi as much as he'd like!  She keeps getting in the way and beating him to the punch.

This needs to be dealt with.  Now.  Whether Otonashi likes it or not, this girl has to go... but of course she can just mysteriously disappear.  Can't have his best buddy thinking Naoi just gave her the boot!  Then he would be mad at him and that's a very bad thing.  So when he opens his journal, he puts up a filter]

[Voice - Filtered away from Otonashi and Yotsuba]

Does anyone here know how to get rid of a pest?  Not of the insect variety either. [If she was, Naoi would have crushed her by now, which is still tempting to do]

You see, she arrived at our apartment just the other day and now she won't leave.  I would like to get rid of her as soon as possible.  I don't care about how the deed is done either, as long as it's subtle.  Any suggestions?

[After that, he simply shuts his journal and wonders over to where ever Otonashi is in the apartment to go and hang with him like the coolest bro ever.]

Comments

[voice]

[sundead]

[the issue here, Naoi is... he's never succeeded.]

What kinds of problems does she cause?

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[God dammit.]

She continuously punches me whenever we may get into an argument--[Even though it doesn't exactly hurt since she's only five, it's just annoying. Plus no one is allowed to strike God. Except Otonashi.]--and I can no longer talk or be with my best friend since she decides to steal him whenever I try.

[voice]

[sundead]

[this is a tough one...]

What does your friend think?

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

He insists that we keep her because she has no where else to go. He's too kind for his own good.

[SIIIGH]

[voice]

[sundead]

Have you tried feeding her?

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Not me, Otonashi.

[voice]

[sundead]

That's probably the reason she likes him.

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Would making her hate him get her out of here?

[voice]

[sundead]

In my experience, that makes them stick around more.

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[Sob. Just sob.]

Then is there any possible way to get rid of her?

[voice]

[sundead]

Hope she gets bored.

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

That'll be difficult to achieve with her personality.

[voice]

[sundead]

Maybe you can get her to like someone else more than your friend? [that's the best solution he can come up with.]

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[It seems like a good idea but half the reason she's with Otonashi and him is in spite of Naoi.] Would you like to take her in?

[voice]

[sundead]

No thanks. [don't dump your problems on him!!]

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[You're no fun.] Why not? I'm sure you and her would get along well.

[voice]

[sundead]

Figuring it out yourself builds character.

[yeah he's not gonna let you use his advice against him.]

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[Well hmph]

You could use some more of it.

[voice]

[sundead]

What's that supposed to mean?

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

You seem to be a very dull person.

[voice]

[sundead]

[dull person...

dull person]

I've had more than enough excitement to last me a lifetime. [literally.]

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

How so? [Please share oh dull one]

[voice]

[sundead]

With unwanted guests. [he said he had experience with that okay!!]

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you're the type to be 'popular with the ladies'. I don't see how it could be possible.

[voice]

[sundead]

[and why not... but on second thought he doesn't want Naoi to tell him...]

I'm popular with freeloaders.