Third Fall - [Voice]

[nothisbrother]

[Within the past week, Naoi's household has grown by two roommates, his best friend Otonashi and that stupid little girl, Yotsuba, so it's been quite the week for him.  As happy and thrilled as he is to have his favorite person ever here in Luceti, that brat causes a problem.  With her around he can't cling to Otonashi as much as he'd like!  She keeps getting in the way and beating him to the punch.

This needs to be dealt with.  Now.  Whether Otonashi likes it or not, this girl has to go... but of course she can just mysteriously disappear.  Can't have his best buddy thinking Naoi just gave her the boot!  Then he would be mad at him and that's a very bad thing.  So when he opens his journal, he puts up a filter]

[Voice - Filtered away from Otonashi and Yotsuba]

Does anyone here know how to get rid of a pest?  Not of the insect variety either. [If she was, Naoi would have crushed her by now, which is still tempting to do]

You see, she arrived at our apartment just the other day and now she won't leave.  I would like to get rid of her as soon as possible.  I don't care about how the deed is done either, as long as it's subtle.  Any suggestions?

[After that, he simply shuts his journal and wonders over to where ever Otonashi is in the apartment to go and hang with him like the coolest bro ever.]

Comments

[voice]

[sundead]

[unwanted mysterious female houseguests? This is Ayumu's area of expertise]

Good luck. Those types don't leave quietly.

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Yes, I realized that. [Since every time he brings up making her leave she hits him. Damn brat...]

How would you go about removing someone like that?

[voice]

[sundead]

[the issue here, Naoi is... he's never succeeded.]

What kinds of problems does she cause?

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[God dammit.]

She continuously punches me whenever we may get into an argument--[Even though it doesn't exactly hurt since she's only five, it's just annoying. Plus no one is allowed to strike God. Except Otonashi.]--and I can no longer talk or be with my best friend since she decides to steal him whenever I try.

[voice]

[sundead]

[this is a tough one...]

What does your friend think?

[voice]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe I could take her in!

[Yep, she's assuming you're talking about a dog.]

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[ ...Why would anyone want to take in such a little brat? Oh well, if she wants that mess of trouble on her hands then that's fine with him]

You're free to take her if you'd like. I don't mind.

[voice]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

I'll have to talk about it with my housemates first! What's she like? Is she trained?

[voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say she's trained. She has a tendency to take things that aren't hers--[FEEL THE GLARE YOTSUBA? FEEL IT?!]--and often becomes annoyingly hyperactive.

[voice]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Awww, too bad! But does she at least know how to sit and stay and come? You know, the basic commands?

[Action]

[hasnobeats]

[Yeah, Otonashi heard you talking from the other room, Naoi! Not that he heard you at all though, and it'd be rude to eavesdrop or interrupt so... Once Naoi's done with his entry, Otonashi will walk on into the room and peer over his shoulder.]

What are you doing?

[Action]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD/NAOI. He closes his book quickly, but somewhat calmly to make it seem like he wasn't up to anything bad. Can't make himself look suspicious.]

Nothing in particular. Why do you ask?

[Action] I SEE THAT RUDE DOWN THERE.. it's spreading. good, good.

[hasnobeats]

No reason. Just curious.

[...Veeeery suspicious, Naoi. That did seem at least a little quick.. Hm. Still eying that journal you've got on your lap there... It's probably nothing, but still. Hmmmm.]

[Action] LOL waaaaaaai it's like a virus

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

I see. [He leans to the side and takes a look behind Otonashi to make sure the brat didn't follow him then gives him a smile]

Have you gotten used to it here?

[Action] It's spreading like. bunnies.

[hasnobeats]

[...Whaat are you looking at, Naoi. Otonashi follows his gaze, slightly confused. But whatever. Just gonna smile back now.]

For the most part, yeah, I think so. I guess it's kinda easy to get used to this seeing as how we went through the same thing before, in a way. [Waking up in the after life and having to get used to things there... Yeah.]

[Voice]

[immamartillo]

I'm sure she'd be equally as happy to be rid of you. Why don'cha do everyone a favor and just go jump in a lake? Ya won't hafta deal with her and nobody'll hafta deal with you.

[Voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[RUDE.]

Why on earth would I want to do everyone a favor? What have they ever done for me? [Like he's going to do something to please other people. HA. ....With the exception of Otonashi]

[Voice]

[immamartillo]

Nobody's ever gonna do anything for you if you keep actin' so selfish.

[Voice]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Selfish? I'm anything but. [THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S TOTALLY INNOCENT.]

[Voice]

[immamartillo]

Not wantin' to do anyone a favor because they haven't helped you out? Yeah, that's the textbook definition of selfish.

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

Poisonous suzuran in her meals should do the trick~ Just ensure you are not the one cooking before hand to assure nothing is pinned on you for you efforts.

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

I'll take that in to account. What exactly will that ingredient do?

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

Poisonous suzuran will poison her. All parts of the flower are brimming with toxin. Should she ingest even a little, expect her to be bed ridden. A little more, gone~

I just realized, you're helping to get rid of your own loli LOL

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

I see. [As much as he'd love for her to be gone, Otonashi would be very upset so he cannot resort to that. He'll just give her a little] Is the flower in season now?

GOOD JOB DANICA. WOW.

[floralphantasm.livejournal.com]

The flower blooms exclusively in spring months, specifically April to May. Perhaps the flower shop here has some. [Normally she wouldn't even bother offering this sort of advice, but hey, removing a few new feathers will make her life better in the long run. Probably... Or she's just doing this for fun.]