nothisbrother | Third Fall

[Within the past week, Naoi's household has grown by two roommates, his best friend Otonashi and that stupid little girl, Yotsuba, so it's been quite the week for him. As happy and thrilled as he is to have his favorite person ever here in Luceti, that brat causes a problem. With her around he can't cling to Otonashi as much as he'd like! She keeps getting in the way and beating him to the punch.

This needs to be dealt with. Now. Whether Otonashi likes it or not, this girl has to go... but of course she can just mysteriously disappear. Can't have his best buddy thinking Naoi just gave her the boot! Then he would be mad at him and that's a very bad thing. So when he opens his journal, he puts up a filter]

[Voice - Filtered away from Otonashi and Yotsuba]

Does anyone here know how to get rid of a pest? Not of the insect variety either. [If she was, Naoi would have crushed her by now, which is still tempting to do]

You see, she arrived at our apartment just the other day and now she won't leave. I would like to get rid of her as soon as possible. I don't care about how the deed is done either, as long as it's subtle. Any suggestions?

[After that, he simply shuts his journal and wonders over to where ever Otonashi is in the apartment to go and hang with him like the coolest bro ever.]

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I see. [As much as he'd love for her to be gone, Otonashi would be very upset so he cannot resort to that. He'll just give her a little] Is the flower in season now?

The flower blooms exclusively in spring months, specifically April to May. Perhaps the flower shop here has some. [Normally she wouldn't even bother offering this sort of advice, but hey, removing a few new feathers will make her life better in the long run. Probably... Or she's just doing this for fun.]

If they're not that rare of a flower then I wouldn't doubt that they would be in the flower shop. Hopefully they're there, I'd rather not have to wait five months.

During your search, should you encounter any lily of the valley then they will work in the same manner. Suzuran are one and the same you see. [There's a pause before she continues, her smiling curling up a little further.] If you would rather not wait at all, turn to gelsemium elegans.

Gelsemiun elegans? [What]

[You humans and your lack of knowledge on plants.] Gelsemiun elegans. A plant dreadfully soaked with poison to the point where even those proficient in toxins cannot stand its strength.

I assume it's stronger than the other flower you recommended?

That would be correct. I doubt the shop here would keep such a thing however, given how toxic it is.

I must say that's slightly disappointing. Oh well, I'll just have to use what's there.

But you never know, perhaps the shop owners have decided it's the season to be keeping poisonous flowers in stock!

There are also other methods of removing pests where poison does not need to be involved, and are equally subtle... But that would depend on what the pest is exactly~

Oh? What are these other methods?

Suffocation with a pillow comes to mind, though the signs displayed as a result of suffocating might give you away. A valid alternative to poison however. Would this be fitting of your pest?

It's possible but all too difficult sadly. The other person who lives with me is very watchful of what I do with her around.

Would removing both of them together be a valid solution? Burn your home to cinders during the night, move to a new residence and take on a new persona~ [Not even bothering with being subtle now.]

I would rather not bring harm to my friend. He is incredibly dear to me, you see.

Third Fall - [Voice]

I just realized, you're helping to get rid of your own loli LOL

GOOD JOB DANICA. WOW.

SHHHHHHHHH I'VE BEEN TIRED THESE PAST FEW DAYS OKAY. :C

AWWWW FINE. GET MORE SLEEP THEN-- GO TO BED!!

I AMMM just gotta finish with these tags

Good~

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