nothisbrother | Third Fall

[Within the past week, Naoi's household has grown by two roommates, his best friend Otonashi and that stupid little girl, Yotsuba, so it's been quite the week for him. As happy and thrilled as he is to have his favorite person ever here in Luceti, that brat causes a problem. With her around he can't cling to Otonashi as much as he'd like! She keeps getting in the way and beating him to the punch.

This needs to be dealt with. Now. Whether Otonashi likes it or not, this girl has to go... but of course she can just mysteriously disappear. Can't have his best buddy thinking Naoi just gave her the boot! Then he would be mad at him and that's a very bad thing. So when he opens his journal, he puts up a filter]

[Voice - Filtered away from Otonashi and Yotsuba]

Does anyone here know how to get rid of a pest? Not of the insect variety either. [If she was, Naoi would have crushed her by now, which is still tempting to do]

You see, she arrived at our apartment just the other day and now she won't leave. I would like to get rid of her as soon as possible. I don't care about how the deed is done either, as long as it's subtle. Any suggestions?

[After that, he simply shuts his journal and wonders over to where ever Otonashi is in the apartment to go and hang with him like the coolest bro ever.]

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Oh but I already have some. I already told you that.

You actually think I'll believe that from a guy who-

[ He's about to say "tortures people with paperclips," but he doesn't want to bring that up again. ]

who's delusional enough to think he's God?

Would you like me to introduce you to him?

[ He's calling your bluff- or what he thinks is a bluff- and piling on the fake politeness. ]

By all means. Please do.

Then one moment while I go get him.

[BRB GOTTA GO GET HIS BFF]

[NAOI WHAT DO YOU WANT NOBODY LIKES YOU

jkjk. Otonashi comes on over when Naoi calls for him. Naoi what did you do now...]

Hey. Uh.. What's up?

[ Firo blinks; he'd been so sure Naoi was just bluffing. ]

Who're you?

Dimwit [Yes, that's you Firo if you didn't know] this is Otonashi, my best friend. Otonashi, this idiot here thought you weren't real.

[...Otonashi's got a bad feeling about this.] H-huh?! Well of course I'm real! I'm right here, aren't I?

[Firo didn't think he was like... a barnacle did he?!]

I'm not a-

[ With an angry sigh, Firo breaks off. He is not going to let Naoi bait him... For now. ]

How the hell do you put up with this guy?

[Naoi's just going to look at you for this one Otonashi. Care to explain?]

I don't. [...okay that sounds the opposite of what he meant, so he'll add-] You don't really "put up" with your friends, so...

But uh... Did Naoi do something?

Yeah, as a matter of fact he did. On top of bein' an obnoxious brat.

[ He's not going to specifically mention the hypnotism incident; that was just embarrassing. ]

How dare you call God an obnoxious brat!!! Shall I remind you of what I can do to you?!

[THE PAPERCLIP INCIDENT. REMEMBER THAT FIRO?]

[...SIIIIIGH okay now he sees what happened.]

Naoi, didn't I tell you not to randomly hypnotize people? I mean really.

[And then to Firo.] Sorry about that, man.

[ Firo hesitates, a little surprised and slightly disturbed that Otonashi seems to take it so calmly. It takes quite a bit of willpower not to ignore him and yell right back at Naoi. He sighs; time to be the better man, or at least sneak a not so covert insult at Naoi. ]

Don't apologize, it's not your fault. He shouldn't be callin' his friends in to clean up after him.

[SOB YOU BOTH HAVE IT ALL WRONG.

First, at Otonashi, he starts flustering] H-He asked me to hypnotize him! I didn't want to do it, God is innocent!

[Then at Firo] You wanted to meet him! He isn't cleaning up after me.

I really doubt he was actually asking for you to hypnotize him. [Back to Firo-] ...Were you?

And oh, right. Why did you want to meet me...? [Otonashi is so confused as to what's going on, you guys.]

I didn't ask you for anything!

[ ...Except he actually did. ]

He was the one stupid enough to actually do it!

Because you ASKED.

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