Sixth Fall - [accidental voice/action]

[nothisbrother]

[ It was your average day in Luceti. Nothing strange to see here. Except, of course, Naoi and Yuri are actually spending time together. Walking through the town plaza, quietly bickering as normal. ]

It's a pain when I'm trying to talk to you and you're just "clack clacking" away on that thing. [ Yuri is referring to Naoi's DS. :| ]

God doesn't want to listen to you so what better way to ignore you than by finding a good distraction? [And for the sake of getting to her more, he starts clacking away again]

Well then "God" should get off his high horse and stop trying to bet against me on who should have to cook dinner. Especially when I so genereously decided to show off some of your artwork.

[More coldly now] Shut up. I never asked you to steal my things and go around the village with them. It wasn't doing me any favors.

It's okay, I know it would physically kill you to say "thank you." [ Ha. Ha. Yuri puts her hands on her hips, stopping right in front of the fountain to face him. Naoi halts to a stop so that he doesn't run into her, his journal falling and opening up. They're too busy arguing, so they don't realize that it started recording the two of them. ]

[ voice recording on journal in addition to action now ]

Otonashi's not here anymore, you're going to drive yourself nuts if you don't at least do something other than play games and yell at Yotsuba and me.

[SIGH are we really doing this Yuri?] Who are you to tell God what he should do? I will decide on my own what to do. Besides, if I go nuts it will be your fault along with that brat's.

If Yotsuba and I weren't here you probably would've locked yourself in a room after Otonashi left and wilted away. [ Yuri reaches over to mess with one of his bangs. ] Ah, it looks like sunburn from being outside for more than 2 minutes..

[WHOA HANDS OFF HOLY... HAIR. Swatting her hand away] Don't touch God!

[ She is tired of trying to be friends with him sometimes, she really is. DOES ALL THE NICE THINGS while teasing the hell out of him and he just gets all snappy with her all the time. ] Do you want to start the whole "I'm God" thing with the girl who really wants to beat God's face in? It'll make me feel better if you do!

We've discussed this before you idiot, I'm not the God you're really after. But by all means try and punch me and I, God, will bring you down harder than I had before and make you regret ever laying a hand on me.

I know you're not, it'd just make me feel better about having to deal with this "Oh I'm going to take you down" crap every time I don't put your special plate back in the cabinet in the right order. [ Maybe she's nitpicking but she's getting ANNOYED. As.. usual, but hey. ] You know, it's not like you wouldn't come back if I offed you here. Just the same as being dead, just you'd have to deal with some other handicap on top of it! Maybe they'll take your stupid hypnotism!

Oh they wouldn't I assure you because I won't be dying here in the first place. How about I kill you instead if you think it's the same as that hellhole? They could take your vocal cords and finally shut you up. [A teasing smile] It would give God some peace and quiet for a while.

Try it! I'll poke both of your eyes out before you can get a single thing done! [ Yuri narrows her eyes. Oddly, she doesn't seem totally pissed off, just.. the same level of annoyed as usual. Which probably makes this seem common, which is probably pretty screwed up. Neverind that they're screaming that they're going to destroy each other in public. ]

You'll be driven into madness and paranoia before you can raise a finger against me. [Naoi is just as annoyed as her, glaring down at her. Being this annoyed is like a daily thing for him now though. Their relationship: flawless.]

[ GONNA PULL OUT A KNIFE. WEAPONS THREATS ARE OKAY TOO RIGHT? As long as she doesn't actually like. Hurt him. ...Probably. She smiles, twirling the knife with her fingers and taking a step toward him. ] Want to find out?

[IT'S JUST ANOTHER EASY CHALLENGE FOR GOD] Go right ahead. [ He's ready to turn his eyes red and make a grab for her hair. GO ON YURI.

...But no seriously, it's probably a good idea if someone comes and breaks this up. ]

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[entreats]

Ah, so that's you, god? [ Just still speaking with a deadpan tone, still kidding.. Sorry, Naoi. ] Sorry, I didn't recognize you. Your voice is usually a little lower.

[tenminutes]

I'd say he'd hit puberty someday, but all things considered he might just have to practice forcing it.

[nothisbrother]

[OH MY GOD/NAOI.

YOU BOTH ARE SO RUDE.

HE HAS TOTALLY HIT PUBERTY OKAY.

You're hitting him right where it hurts. His pride. And he may just have stood up straighter and tried to make his voice sound a little deeper but not to the point where it sounds fake.]

E-Enough! You've clearly never spoken God if you don't know what he sounds like!! [He's not going to even comment at the puberty remark just have a very mean glare Yuri]

[entreats]

We already have had a few good heart-to-hearts before. [ Still as casual as ever, despite Naoi's reaction.. ] It's why I can tell the difference.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's just trying not to laugh like a psychopath right now. ]

[nothisbrother]

[Yuri don't you dare make a noise and ANGE PLS

CLEARLY YOU ARE

UTTERLY

MISTAKEN.]

Whoever you spoke with was not God, I assure you.

[entreats]

Maybe I can assure you that I did talk to him and that you're the one who's mistaken.

[ yuri, she can hear that much, okay!! half-stifled, huh.. ]

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's trying to come up with something to say that isn't too mean. It is Naoi, after all, he doesn't take jokes as well as everyone else. Yuri does have some sense of that kind of thing, but getting into a yes-no argument about whether Naoi is or isn't a god isn't going to go anywhere.

So instead, she decides to pose a question. ]

What kind of God are you supposed to be anyway, Naoi? Since you're not God-almighty or a rain god or-- Actually, maybe you are a rain god? I think that was the only time I've ever seen it rain then. If we do a rain dance are you going to make it start pouring down?

[nothisbrother]

And what did you speak to this imposter God about--Ange, was it? [Saying it like he really doesn't care because he doesn't. He's just clarifying who he's talking to]

I am not a rain god, you imbecile!! I am God, the God if you want to put a word before it. But if you want to dance like an idiot be my guest, I won't stop you from embarrassing yourself. [Though he could be considered God of the afterlife?! Considering he said the afterlife chose its god and he earned the right to be it... ]

[entreats]

[ .. Ah, he's yelling at Yuri again.. well, she'll leave that part for what it is, not throwing herself in the middle of that, nope. Besides, it's true, Yuri already embarasses herself all the time either way. ]

I talked to him about how sucky that death was, of course. And asked if I could at least get a cooler death next time. [ IT'S NOT EVEN ENTIRELY LIED it's just that she didn't talk about that with God.. ]

[tenminutes]

[ Wow being ridiculous is only embarrassing when you're actually embarrassed by it. It tends to be the things that aren't embarrassing that she gets embarrassed about. SO WHATEVER YOU GUYS. ]

If we're going with the God you know what my policy on that is. Keep it up and I might have to start punishing you personally each day.

[nothisbrother]

Then you spoke to that God, did you? What a waste of your breath. [Not that Naoi cares much.]

We've clarified before that I'm not the one you want but go ahead and try if you'd like. God will be the one to punish you if you dare lay a finger on me. [AKA HAIR PULLING. That's really all he can do to her these days]

[entreats]

[ ............. :| ]

Can you guys at least quit it with the punishment until after I'm done talking to you?

[tenminutes]

You're "The" god until I mention that I'm going to hit you, that's pretty funny.

[ She sighs at Ange though. ]

Fine fine, I promise to wait until we're alone at home to punish Naoi~

[nothisbrother]

I'm still The God just not THAT God you idiot!! [There's a difference okay because he hates the other god.

He just shoots Yuri a glare saying LIKE HELL YOU WILL then speaks to Ange] Continue speaking if you're so determined to talk to God then.

[entreats]

I don't particularly care about you or any of your delusions. I'm talking to her. [ STILL TOO AWKWARD TO JUST SAY 'YURI', OKAY, GOT TO KEEP PEOPLE AT A DISTANCE FOREVER.. ]

And do you need to do that much just to keep this guy in line?

[tenminutes]

You can't be the if there's more than one, moron. [ Said with total deadpan. ]

No, but I got bored with just ignoring him all the time.

[nothisbrother]

God can be whatever the hell he wants to be! [BECAUSE HE IS GOD.

You people just don't understand him]

You never ignored God.

[entreats]

[ It's hard being Naoi. It's hard and no one understands. But yeah she'll just :| here, watch this unfold.. about to grab the popcorn.. ]

[tenminutes]

Okay, I subtly side-lined your existence unless you were trying to tell me how horribly Kanade beat you in the worst bout of lies in existence or I told you I needed you to help Otonashi.

[ And it's.. a little bit true. After their first "conversation" of sorts, she was always a little quiet around him and let him do as he pleased, even if it meant tormenting her buttmonkey aka Hinata. It probably wasn't as noticeable though because that was around the same time she started getting more closed-off overall. ]

Anyway, Ange, you now understand what Yotsuba and I deal with on a daily basis in terms of housemates.