nothisbrother: (Naoi | Crush those who don't follow)
直井文人 ~ Ayato Naoi ([personal profile] nothisbrother) wrote2012-12-03 12:55 am

Sixth Fall - [accidental voice/action]

[ It was your average day in Luceti. Nothing strange to see here. Except, of course, Naoi and Yuri are actually spending time together. Walking through the town plaza, quietly bickering as normal. ]

It's a pain when I'm trying to talk to you and you're just "clack clacking" away on that thing. [ Yuri is referring to Naoi's DS. :| ]

God doesn't want to listen to you so what better way to ignore you than by finding a good distraction? [And for the sake of getting to her more, he starts clacking away again]

Well then "God" should get off his high horse and stop trying to bet against me on who should have to cook dinner. Especially when I so genereously decided to show off some of your artwork.

[More coldly now] Shut up. I never asked you to steal my things and go around the village with them. It wasn't doing me any favors.

It's okay, I know it would physically kill you to say "thank you." [ Ha. Ha. Yuri puts her hands on her hips, stopping right in front of the fountain to face him. Naoi halts to a stop so that he doesn't run into her, his journal falling and opening up. They're too busy arguing, so they don't realize that it started recording the two of them. ]

[ voice recording on journal in addition to action now ]


Otonashi's not here anymore, you're going to drive yourself nuts if you don't at least do something other than play games and yell at Yotsuba and me.

[SIGH are we really doing this Yuri?] Who are you to tell God what he should do? I will decide on my own what to do. Besides, if I go nuts it will be your fault along with that brat's.

If Yotsuba and I weren't here you probably would've locked yourself in a room after Otonashi left and wilted away. [ Yuri reaches over to mess with one of his bangs. ] Ah, it looks like sunburn from being outside for more than 2 minutes..

[WHOA HANDS OFF HOLY... HAIR. Swatting her hand away] Don't touch God!

[ She is tired of trying to be friends with him sometimes, she really is. DOES ALL THE NICE THINGS while teasing the hell out of him and he just gets all snappy with her all the time. ] Do you want to start the whole "I'm God" thing with the girl who really wants to beat God's face in? It'll make me feel better if you do!

We've discussed this before you idiot, I'm not the God you're really after. But by all means try and punch me and I, God, will bring you down harder than I had before and make you regret ever laying a hand on me.

I know you're not, it'd just make me feel better about having to deal with this "Oh I'm going to take you down" crap every time I don't put your special plate back in the cabinet in the right order. [ Maybe she's nitpicking but she's getting ANNOYED. As.. usual, but hey. ] You know, it's not like you wouldn't come back if I offed you here. Just the same as being dead, just you'd have to deal with some other handicap on top of it! Maybe they'll take your stupid hypnotism!

Oh they wouldn't I assure you because I won't be dying here in the first place. How about I kill you instead if you think it's the same as that hellhole? They could take your vocal cords and finally shut you up. [A teasing smile] It would give God some peace and quiet for a while.

Try it! I'll poke both of your eyes out before you can get a single thing done! [ Yuri narrows her eyes. Oddly, she doesn't seem totally pissed off, just.. the same level of annoyed as usual. Which probably makes this seem common, which is probably pretty screwed up. Neverind that they're screaming that they're going to destroy each other in public. ]

You'll be driven into madness and paranoia before you can raise a finger against me. [Naoi is just as annoyed as her, glaring down at her. Being this annoyed is like a daily thing for him now though. Their relationship: flawless.]

[ GONNA PULL OUT A KNIFE. WEAPONS THREATS ARE OKAY TOO RIGHT? As long as she doesn't actually like. Hurt him. ...Probably. She smiles, twirling the knife with her fingers and taking a step toward him. ] Want to find out?

[IT'S JUST ANOTHER EASY CHALLENGE FOR GOD] Go right ahead. [ He's ready to turn his eyes red and make a grab for her hair. GO ON YURI.

...But no seriously, it's probably a good idea if someone comes and breaks this up. ]
cynicism: (54; will totes cut a bitch)

[personal profile] cynicism 2012-12-03 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, all this? This is the most not okay thing that could possibly happen with a day. It doesn't even matter that Yuri's the armed one in the pair. It's not her fault that she's been driven to violence!

Hisoka approaches Naoi from the side, attempting to shove him away from his chosen trajectory. PAWS OFF MISS YURI. >|]


What kind of a shameful creature picks on defenseless women? Be a man.
tenminutes: (Kanade you so cute.)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-03 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And totally calmly, Yuri waves at him. You know, with the hand not holding the knife. Except wait a second. ]

Hey! "Defenseless" is a bit much, Hisoka. Thanks for the defense, Naoi. [ She actually likes that Naoi doesn't see her as some kind of person who can't stand up to him-- even if he probably didn't mean it like that. ] You're definitely armed though, stop trying to make yourself out to be the victim.
cynicism: (62; determined)

[personal profile] cynicism 2012-12-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT. No. There is nothing to be calm about. WHY IS EVERYONE SO OKAY RIGHT NOW.]

Knife or no knife, she's a woman. Treat her with respect. [He'll just be ignoring that protest from Miss Yuri, who is very obviously delusional.]
tenminutes: (I've got the perfect one in mind!)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-06 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ WELCOME TO TUESDAY, HISOKA. Whatever, Naoi, Yuri doesn't care if you didn't mean it it's more of a compliment than assuming he's some poor defenseless woman like the person she actually gets along with. :|

You threw the first disrespect, which means you were treating me how you wanted to be treated right? I only took it from there, Naoi, and Hisoka if you pull that woman bit on me one more time I'm going to kick your ass right along with his.
cynicism: (66; Absolutely not)

[personal profile] cynicism 2012-12-09 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[There is NOTHING NORMAL about this. ONE DOES NOT HURT MISS YURI.] If God was actually here, then there'd be something to respect. You aren't. So back off.

[He's also going to ignore Yuri chattering in the background because THIS IS A MANLY CONFRONTATION. BETWEEN MEN.]
tenminutes: (This is the hand I'm going to use.)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-13 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Normally she'd be okay with getting ignored by people. But since this fight started over her, basically, and she's being intentionally ignored by two people and treated like she's helpless, it's not something that she can handle staying quiet about. He fists tighten at her side for a moment, knuckles turning white.

Right now, she was practically useless right here. This was out of her control and she didn't like it.

If Hisoka thought that she wasn't capable, she was going to prove that she was. Yuri wasn't going to let this get out of hand before she stepped in either. No, if they were going to ignore her, she was going to use that and walk straight up to Hisoka to slap him in the face as hard as she can muster. Slaps weren't her specialty, they weren't, but right now it was going to be the one thing she could do without legitimately hurting him. It doesn't mean that if it connects it won't sting, of course. No words just yet. ]
repudiate: (comes a gentle coercion)

voice;

[personal profile] repudiate 2012-12-03 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ..... Someone already interrupted this, right. .. Right. At least, Ange doesn't quite feel like doing it herself, that'd be way too awkward since she only knows Yuri a little (GIRL WHY DO YOU ALREADY ASSUME THEY'RE FRIENDS) and the other person not at all..

Okay, okay, you can do this, Ange. Just deadpan like this is all super normal. ]


Having fun?
tenminutes: (Ladidah~)

voice;

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-03 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Obviously, it's a bit later when she realizes that got recorded so the response takes a bit of time. ]

We were just grocery shopping.

[ She says it like this.. is totally normal... ]
entreats: (please set afire the light of your life)

[personal profile] entreats 2012-12-04 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... A sigh. ]

Come on, don't start all over again now. Is this your hobby or what? [ arguing as a hobby, obviously. ]
tenminutes: (Because I really don't care.)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-06 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
No one asked you to come with, Naoi.

[ More like told is ass to get going because seriously DO SOME CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE YOU LAZY BUM CAN'T LET BUTLER-SAN DO ALL THE WORK ]

It's more like a morning ritual than a hobby, Ange.
entreats: (remember more than)

[personal profile] entreats 2012-12-14 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
If she'd be arguing with god, she would be screaming at the sky instead. [ Yeah, she just had to say it, okay, Ange is always pretty rude.. ]

Just saying.
tenminutes: (It's brilliant!)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-14 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
10 points to Ange.
entreats: (what would it be?)

[personal profile] entreats 2012-12-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so that's you, god? [ Just still speaking with a deadpan tone, still kidding.. Sorry, Naoi. ] Sorry, I didn't recognize you. Your voice is usually a little lower.
tenminutes: (The guy who put tacks in my chair.)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say he'd hit puberty someday, but all things considered he might just have to practice forcing it.
entreats: (my eyes flew open)

[personal profile] entreats 2012-12-29 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
We already have had a few good heart-to-hearts before. [ Still as casual as ever, despite Naoi's reaction.. ] It's why I can tell the difference.
tenminutes: (Blllllllp!)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuri's just trying not to laugh like a psychopath right now. ]
entreats: (you can't rely on those you turn to)

[personal profile] entreats 2013-01-10 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I can assure you that I did talk to him and that you're the one who's mistaken.

[ yuri, she can hear that much, okay!! half-stifled, huh.. ]
tenminutes: (Unlike me I'm a genius. Glasses see?)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-01-11 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuri's trying to come up with something to say that isn't too mean. It is Naoi, after all, he doesn't take jokes as well as everyone else. Yuri does have some sense of that kind of thing, but getting into a yes-no argument about whether Naoi is or isn't a god isn't going to go anywhere.

So instead, she decides to pose a question. ]


What kind of God are you supposed to be anyway, Naoi? Since you're not God-almighty or a rain god or-- Actually, maybe you are a rain god? I think that was the only time I've ever seen it rain then. If we do a rain dance are you going to make it start pouring down?
entreats: (until i realize that it was you)

[personal profile] entreats 2013-01-18 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .. Ah, he's yelling at Yuri again.. well, she'll leave that part for what it is, not throwing herself in the middle of that, nope. Besides, it's true, Yuri already embarasses herself all the time either way. ]

I talked to him about how sucky that death was, of course. And asked if I could at least get a cooler death next time. [ IT'S NOT EVEN ENTIRELY LIED it's just that she didn't talk about that with God.. ]
tenminutes: (I told you so!)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-01-18 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow being ridiculous is only embarrassing when you're actually embarrassed by it. It tends to be the things that aren't embarrassing that she gets embarrassed about. SO WHATEVER YOU GUYS. ]

If we're going with the God you know what my policy on that is. Keep it up and I might have to start punishing you personally each day.
entreats: (trying to bloom in snow)

[personal profile] entreats 2013-01-23 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ ............. :| ]

Can you guys at least quit it with the punishment until after I'm done talking to you?
tenminutes: (Blllllllp!)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-01-24 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You're "The" god until I mention that I'm going to hit you, that's pretty funny.

[ She sighs at Ange though. ]

Fine fine, I promise to wait until we're alone at home to punish Naoi~
entreats: (a tourist in the waking world)

[personal profile] entreats 2013-01-25 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't particularly care about you or any of your delusions. I'm talking to her. [ STILL TOO AWKWARD TO JUST SAY 'YURI', OKAY, GOT TO KEEP PEOPLE AT A DISTANCE FOREVER.. ]

And do you need to do that much just to keep this guy in line?
tenminutes: (You didn't believe me.)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-01-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be the if there's more than one, moron. [ Said with total deadpan. ]

No, but I got bored with just ignoring him all the time.
entreats: (you dig your own hole)

[personal profile] entreats 2013-01-30 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's hard being Naoi. It's hard and no one understands. But yeah she'll just :| here, watch this unfold.. about to grab the popcorn.. ]
tenminutes: (What do you mean personal space?)

[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-01-31 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I subtly side-lined your existence unless you were trying to tell me how horribly Kanade beat you in the worst bout of lies in existence or I told you I needed you to help Otonashi.

[ And it's.. a little bit true. After their first "conversation" of sorts, she was always a little quiet around him and let him do as he pleased, even if it meant tormenting her buttmonkey aka Hinata. It probably wasn't as noticeable though because that was around the same time she started getting more closed-off overall. ]

Anyway, Ange, you now understand what Yotsuba and I deal with on a daily basis in terms of housemates.
unseenspy: (Sneaky Jay)

[Action]

[personal profile] unseenspy 2012-12-03 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm? What's this?

[When Jay sees Naoi, he sees a good opportunity for reconnaisance. And it looks like they're about to fight, which makes it even better. Time to learn what he can about Naoi's abilities.]

[So he'll gladly stand and watch. He'd even be munching on some popcorn if he had any.]
tenminutes: (I can't tell you what it is though.)

[Action]

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-06 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, well she's not really going to stab him right now when she knows full well their healing doesn't work as well in Luceti as it does back in the afterlife. But she's definitely going to lower the knife, close her eyes and walk toward him, but off to the side. Then try to kick at his shin on her way past, bitch. >\ ]
unseenspy: (Happy Jay)

[Action]

[personal profile] unseenspy 2012-12-10 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jay smiles even wider, waiting to see how Naoi will react to the kick.]
tenminutes: (What's that? I can't hear you!)

[Action]

[personal profile] tenminutes 2012-12-16 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's not going to wince when he grabs her and instead just hold still for a second, then reach her hand up and cover his eyes. Sure, the hair pulling hurts. But she'd rather avoid the bad stuff. ]

If you were a god, that wouldn't have hurt because you would've been impervious to pain you know.