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nothisbrother) wrote2012-12-03 12:55 am
nothisbrother) wrote2012-12-03 12:55 am
Sixth Fall - [accidental voice/action]
[ It was your average day in Luceti. Nothing strange to see here. Except, of course, Naoi and Yuri are actually spending time together. Walking through the town plaza, quietly bickering as normal. ]
It's a pain when I'm trying to talk to you and you're just "clack clacking" away on that thing. [ Yuri is referring to Naoi's DS. :| ]
God doesn't want to listen to you so what better way to ignore you than by finding a good distraction? [And for the sake of getting to her more, he starts clacking away again]
Well then "God" should get off his high horse and stop trying to bet against me on who should have to cook dinner. Especially when I so genereously decided to show off some of your artwork.
[More coldly now] Shut up. I never asked you to steal my things and go around the village with them. It wasn't doing me any favors.
It's okay, I know it would physically kill you to say "thank you." [ Ha. Ha. Yuri puts her hands on her hips, stopping right in front of the fountain to face him. Naoi halts to a stop so that he doesn't run into her, his journal falling and opening up. They're too busy arguing, so they don't realize that it started recording the two of them. ]
[ voice recording on journal in addition to action now ]
Otonashi's not here anymore, you're going to drive yourself nuts if you don't at least do something other than play games and yell at Yotsuba and me.
[SIGH are we really doing this Yuri?] Who are you to tell God what he should do? I will decide on my own what to do. Besides, if I go nuts it will be your fault along with that brat's.
If Yotsuba and I weren't here you probably would've locked yourself in a room after Otonashi left and wilted away. [ Yuri reaches over to mess with one of his bangs. ] Ah, it looks like sunburn from being outside for more than 2 minutes..
[WHOA HANDS OFF HOLY... HAIR. Swatting her hand away] Don't touch God!
[ She is tired of trying to be friends with him sometimes, she really is. DOES ALL THE NICE THINGSwhile teasing the hell out of him and he just gets all snappy with her all the time. ] Do you want to start the whole "I'm God" thing with the girl who really wants to beat God's face in? It'll make me feel better if you do!
We've discussed this before you idiot, I'm not the God you're really after. But by all means try and punch me and I, God, will bring you down harder than I had before and make you regret ever laying a hand on me.
I know you're not, it'd just make me feel better about having to deal with this "Oh I'm going to take you down" crap every time I don't put your special plate back in the cabinet in the right order. [ Maybe she's nitpicking but she's getting ANNOYED. As.. usual, but hey. ] You know, it's not like you wouldn't come back if I offed you here. Just the same as being dead, just you'd have to deal with some other handicap on top of it! Maybe they'll take your stupid hypnotism!
Oh they wouldn't I assure you because I won't be dying here in the first place. How about I kill you instead if you think it's the same as that hellhole? They could take your vocal cords and finally shut you up. [A teasing smile] It would give God some peace and quiet for a while.
Try it! I'll poke both of your eyes out before you can get a single thing done! [ Yuri narrows her eyes. Oddly, she doesn't seem totally pissed off, just.. the same level of annoyed as usual. Which probably makes this seem common, which is probably pretty screwed up. Neverind that they're screaming that they're going to destroy each other in public. ]
You'll be driven into madness and paranoia before you can raise a finger against me. [Naoi is just as annoyed as her, glaring down at her. Being this annoyed is like a daily thing for him now though. Their relationship: flawless.]
[ GONNA PULL OUT A KNIFE. WEAPONS THREATS ARE OKAY TOO RIGHT? As long as she doesn't actually like. Hurt him. ...Probably. She smiles, twirling the knife with her fingers and taking a step toward him. ] Want to find out?
[IT'S JUST ANOTHER EASY CHALLENGE FOR GOD] Go right ahead. [ He's ready to turn his eyes red and make a grab for her hair. GO ON YURI.
...But no seriously, it's probably a good idea if someone comes and breaks this up. ]
It's a pain when I'm trying to talk to you and you're just "clack clacking" away on that thing. [ Yuri is referring to Naoi's DS. :| ]
God doesn't want to listen to you so what better way to ignore you than by finding a good distraction? [And for the sake of getting to her more, he starts clacking away again]
Well then "God" should get off his high horse and stop trying to bet against me on who should have to cook dinner. Especially when I so genereously decided to show off some of your artwork.
[More coldly now] Shut up. I never asked you to steal my things and go around the village with them. It wasn't doing me any favors.
It's okay, I know it would physically kill you to say "thank you." [ Ha. Ha. Yuri puts her hands on her hips, stopping right in front of the fountain to face him. Naoi halts to a stop so that he doesn't run into her, his journal falling and opening up. They're too busy arguing, so they don't realize that it started recording the two of them. ]
[ voice recording on journal in addition to action now ]
Otonashi's not here anymore, you're going to drive yourself nuts if you don't at least do something other than play games and yell at Yotsuba and me.
[SIGH are we really doing this Yuri?] Who are you to tell God what he should do? I will decide on my own what to do. Besides, if I go nuts it will be your fault along with that brat's.
If Yotsuba and I weren't here you probably would've locked yourself in a room after Otonashi left and wilted away. [ Yuri reaches over to mess with one of his bangs. ] Ah, it looks like sunburn from being outside for more than 2 minutes..
[WHOA HANDS OFF HOLY... HAIR. Swatting her hand away] Don't touch God!
[ She is tired of trying to be friends with him sometimes, she really is. DOES ALL THE NICE THINGS
We've discussed this before you idiot, I'm not the God you're really after. But by all means try and punch me and I, God, will bring you down harder than I had before and make you regret ever laying a hand on me.
I know you're not, it'd just make me feel better about having to deal with this "Oh I'm going to take you down" crap every time I don't put your special plate back in the cabinet in the right order. [ Maybe she's nitpicking but she's getting ANNOYED. As.. usual, but hey. ] You know, it's not like you wouldn't come back if I offed you here. Just the same as being dead, just you'd have to deal with some other handicap on top of it! Maybe they'll take your stupid hypnotism!
Oh they wouldn't I assure you because I won't be dying here in the first place. How about I kill you instead if you think it's the same as that hellhole? They could take your vocal cords and finally shut you up. [A teasing smile] It would give God some peace and quiet for a while.
Try it! I'll poke both of your eyes out before you can get a single thing done! [ Yuri narrows her eyes. Oddly, she doesn't seem totally pissed off, just.. the same level of annoyed as usual. Which probably makes this seem common, which is probably pretty screwed up. Neverind that they're screaming that they're going to destroy each other in public. ]
You'll be driven into madness and paranoia before you can raise a finger against me. [Naoi is just as annoyed as her, glaring down at her. Being this annoyed is like a daily thing for him now though. Their relationship: flawless.]
[ GONNA PULL OUT A KNIFE. WEAPONS THREATS ARE OKAY TOO RIGHT? As long as she doesn't actually like. Hurt him. ...Probably. She smiles, twirling the knife with her fingers and taking a step toward him. ] Want to find out?
[IT'S JUST ANOTHER EASY CHALLENGE FOR GOD] Go right ahead. [ He's ready to turn his eyes red and make a grab for her hair. GO ON YURI.
...But no seriously, it's probably a good idea if someone comes and breaks this up. ]
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Hey! "Defenseless" is a bit much, Hisoka. Thanks for the defense, Naoi. [ She actually likes that Naoi doesn't see her as some kind of person who can't stand up to him-- even if he probably didn't mean it like that. ] You're definitely armed though, stop trying to make yourself out to be the victim.
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Knife or no knife, she's a woman. Treat her with respect. [He'll just be ignoring that protest from Miss Yuri, who is very obviously delusional.]
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And shoosh this is a totally normal situation Hisoka NOTHING TO FRET ABOUT REALLY.]
No. I will not. If she has no desire to show God respect then in return I will show her none. [If she were like Otonashi then it'd be a whole different story]
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You threw the first disrespect, which means you were treating me how you wanted to be treated right? I only took it from there, Naoi, and Hisoka if you pull that woman bit on me one more time I'm going to kick your ass right along with his.
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[He's also going to ignore Yuri chattering in the background because THIS IS A MANLY CONFRONTATION. BETWEEN MEN.]
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Naoi chooses to ignore Yuri too now because hell if he needs to listen to her right now. Did you hear this guy?! He clearly isn't aware of who he's talking to. But he simply stands up a bit straighter, hands behind his back with a calm but bitter sound in his voice]
But I am God, so bite your tongue and speak to me accordingly or I will make you.
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Right now, she was practically useless right here. This was out of her control and she didn't like it.
If Hisoka thought that she wasn't capable, she was going to prove that she was. Yuri wasn't going to let this get out of hand before she stepped in either. No, if they were going to ignore her, she was going to use that and walk straight up to Hisoka to slap him in the face as hard as she can muster. Slaps weren't her specialty, they weren't, but right now it was going to be the one thing she could do without legitimately hurting him. It doesn't mean that if it connects it won't sting, of course. No words just yet. ]