nothisbrother | Third Fall

[Within the past week, Naoi's household has grown by two roommates, his best friend Otonashi and that stupid little girl, Yotsuba, so it's been quite the week for him. As happy and thrilled as he is to have his favorite person ever here in Luceti, that brat causes a problem. With her around he can't cling to Otonashi as much as he'd like! She keeps getting in the way and beating him to the punch.

This needs to be dealt with. Now. Whether Otonashi likes it or not, this girl has to go... but of course she can just mysteriously disappear. Can't have his best buddy thinking Naoi just gave her the boot! Then he would be mad at him and that's a very bad thing. So when he opens his journal, he puts up a filter]

[Voice - Filtered away from Otonashi and Yotsuba]

Does anyone here know how to get rid of a pest? Not of the insect variety either. [If she was, Naoi would have crushed her by now, which is still tempting to do]

You see, she arrived at our apartment just the other day and now she won't leave. I would like to get rid of her as soon as possible. I don't care about how the deed is done either, as long as it's subtle. Any suggestions?

[After that, he simply shuts his journal and wonders over to where ever Otonashi is in the apartment to go and hang with him like the coolest bro ever.]

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Not wantin' to do anyone a favor because they haven't helped you out? Yeah, that's the textbook definition of selfish.

Not exactly. Something like that can only be considered a fair trade, right? Selfishness would take out me doing a favor for anyone even if they did a favor for me.

You said you wouldn't budge until somebody did somethin' for you first. Of course nobody'll do somethin' for you if you never make the first move.

Then they're the same as me. I wait for them and yet they wait for me.

Trust me, people have learned not to wait for you by now.

[ Baseless assumptions: the resort of idiot arguers since the beginning of time. ]

Oh really? You should speak with Otonashi then, he will prove that wrong.

[Don't argue with God.]

Who's he, your imaginary friend?

No, unlike your friends he's quite real.

[ Ouch. Firo's glad this isn't a video, because his smirk falters and he tenses visibly. ]

Funny. My friends are real and they actually like to hang around with me, not because they're stuck with you.

Is that so? Are you sure it isn't the fact that they just feel sorry for you because you have no true friends?

I know it may be a difficult concept for you to grasp but they are my true friends. Maybe if you'd stop bein' an obnoxious brat you'd find some for yourself one day.

Oh but I already have some. I already told you that.

You actually think I'll believe that from a guy who-

[ He's about to say "tortures people with paperclips," but he doesn't want to bring that up again. ]

who's delusional enough to think he's God?

Would you like me to introduce you to him?

[ He's calling your bluff- or what he thinks is a bluff- and piling on the fake politeness. ]

By all means. Please do.

Then one moment while I go get him.

[BRB GOTTA GO GET HIS BFF]

[NAOI WHAT DO YOU WANT NOBODY LIKES YOU

jkjk. Otonashi comes on over when Naoi calls for him. Naoi what did you do now...]

Hey. Uh.. What's up?

[ Firo blinks; he'd been so sure Naoi was just bluffing. ]

Who're you?

Dimwit [Yes, that's you Firo if you didn't know] this is Otonashi, my best friend. Otonashi, this idiot here thought you weren't real.

[...Otonashi's got a bad feeling about this.] H-huh?! Well of course I'm real! I'm right here, aren't I?

[Firo didn't think he was like... a barnacle did he?!]

I'm not a-

[ With an angry sigh, Firo breaks off. He is not going to let Naoi bait him... For now. ]

How the hell do you put up with this guy?

[Naoi's just going to look at you for this one Otonashi. Care to explain?]

I don't. [...okay that sounds the opposite of what he meant, so he'll add-] You don't really "put up" with your friends, so...

But uh... Did Naoi do something?

Yeah, as a matter of fact he did. On top of bein' an obnoxious brat.

[ He's not going to specifically mention the hypnotism incident; that was just embarrassing. ]

How dare you call God an obnoxious brat!!! Shall I remind you of what I can do to you?!

[THE PAPERCLIP INCIDENT. REMEMBER THAT FIRO?]

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